The art of free beer

Today I thought I would post a good life's lesson I learnt last night. How to get a free drink with out being hit on by anyone. This is for people who appreciate beer as much as I do.

Step 1: Look innocent

Step 2: Pretend to have no money (this is crucial, because then it rules out the possibility that you are flirting with the buyer.)

Step 3: Inform the buyer that you will 'buy them one next time'

Step 4: Don't ask the same person twicea nd don't let the same person see you with another beer (They may think you are 'cheating' them)

This should be fool-proof, but adjustments may be necessary.

laterz

TheUrbanSpaceman

Say what?

So here is the LOL of the weeks, for defs, bru. So Blade Nzimande issued a statement last week saying, "The media is a threat to Democracy". This alone is funny because he is a communist, so logically he would not be in favour of the neo-liberal principles instituted by Trevor Manuel in 1990-odd, no? Apparently not. And he is the minister of Higher education and training. And the General Secretary of the SACP. I see a problem here.

Time for me

It's been a while since I last blogged, so I thought it would be appropriate to rant a little about my life. Speaking of ranting, check out my latest rant vlog at bit.ly/955SPq. It's rather interesting, I think... Cruise around the site and check out some of the other news and some of my other vlogs.

Recently, my life has been pretty average, comprised of the usual bull* punctuated by the incessant assignments. It's kinda a situation of 'Different day, same bull*'

Jeezy creezy. This work is getting to me man. Really it is. I suppose that is varsity though? And I have to get into second year Journalism. AAAHHHH!!!! Digging one of my lectures at the moment... I'll give you a clue- It isn't politics, history or english... *sneaky face*

I've rediscovered Bed on Bricks again. Wow, they're cool. Their lyrics are so relevant to my life, but in a subtle kinda way. Go check them out their site: http://bit.ly/aoJzA0.

And here comes some subliminal advertising for a good DJ mate of mine, Das Kapital. Go have a listen to his latest mix on Soundcloud. It's a mad mix of electropop and house that really gets my toetsies tingling... Man I miss that kiddo.

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I'll be back soon....

TheUrbanSpaceman