a word to the wise

The other night, I had the most incredible experience.

I managed to get a super pretty girl to come home with me. It sounds like nothing in particular, but we got on so well. We spent the night listening to Pink Floyd and mucking about.

When i woke up, she was gone. it was like an episode of How I met your Mother.

shit.

I ain't stooopid.

Its funny how people seem to treat me like an idiot. Quite frankly, it makes me quite irate. I mean, seriously. Why is it necessary to treat me like I am stupid? I have been around for a while and have a fair few experiences - more than most people my age. And yet people still speak to me as if I am a retard. Man. I have to have everything explained to me like I have no idea of context or protocol.

Stop it.